all the ladies want a piece of this

but theyll just have to go cry about it now because ive got me a woman. now listen, im not really the settlin type. they flock to me and so of course i let them linger, im not a rude guy, im the sensative type, remember? well anyway the point of this.. what do the girls call it? diary entry? no, post, is that somebody finally wont go away after i dont answer theyre texts or fb messages or voicemails. shes here to stay in a BIG way. i hope we make out soon. here is me singing to my new gfo devaun martell. she makes me smile when i see those big eyes looking up at me, i mean.. she is so FIIINE. you should see how she walks in those heels when she crosses 9th east on the way to church. she only falls sometimes. and of course my big manly biceps (yeah i go to the gym sometimes. 250 on the bench press. every day. and i eat raw eggs for breakfast. extra protein you know?) are there to sweep her off her feet.

hip hop

so i've been working on my dance skills lately. i'm been into the clubbing scene so i figure that i'd learn how to fist pump just like the bros on jersey shore.

i was the one who taught the situation how to dance. you can thank me for sharing this god given gift with the world.

peace.

imma basketballin dude

not only do i have mad skillz with the ladies, i also have them on the COURT (if you know what i mean).  thanks to my pansie teammates my intramural teams already out for the season.  so heres my quick preview on the nba this year....


most of us can tell after the "GENIUS" moves made by the phoenix suns this offseason, my boys are going to have a mighty hard time making the playoffs. unless good ole robin lopez turns out to be freak this year down low, this year is looking a little grim.  as for the last team i will be throwing down cash for this year (in other words the team i think will beat the pansie lakers), is the oklahoma thunder. kevin durant is a stud(my favorite non-point guard player).  the last thing you need to know about my relationship with the nba is that the only thing i hate more then chicks whining about how fat they are is kobe bryant. 


you can see why it was those girls i had as playas on my team who jacked up the 21st ward's numba 1 ranking in the stake league.

bro bloggin

so i know that this bloggin stuff is totally for chicks but i hurd you can totally make some fat cash from bloggin so i thought i'd get me somma this action plus it makes the ladies think im sensative.

so i do what bros do. i love hangin out wit women and my favrite type of music is most def rap. me and jay-z are like brothas. imma big @$$ deal.